Student A: Hey, have you studied for the exam tomorrow?
Student B: Nah, I don't even know a single thing! I'm so dead. Have you studied?
Student A: Yes, a little.


A week later and the results are out.


Student A: So what's your score?
Student B: *inserts a significantly high score*
Student A: This coming from someone who claimed he hadn't studied


Haha, and I thought that I wouldn't see this kinda stuff happening in poly but I was so wrong.